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be aggressive

 

BRIGHT IDEAS

Getting your child into a good school can be murder!

How far would you go for your child? For Genevra and Joshua, the question is no longer hypothetical. Their three-year-old son is next on the waiting list to get into the Bright Ideas Early Childhood Development Academy. Everyone knows once you’re in there, your life will unfold with glorious ease. Josh and Gen have had to scramble all their lives to get this far and they are one fatal dinner party away from the ultimate success as parents: The Right Pre-School!

P.S. You may never look at pesto the same way again.

Funnier than anything on Broadway!
New York Post

A tidy little gem of comic insanity.
Variety

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